today I showed off by knowing who was president of these United States in 1917
I used to have a magic power that I can’t tell you about; it took a long time but it really worked and never failed. I’ve since lost control of it but I believe it’s only temporarily dormant.
I have a second skin only I can feel that keeps me from doing anything my guts want to do. The parts in between those two smell good, though.
I convinced a 20 year old to watch Alien and The Thing, then I absconded with his lollipop.
how come you guys don’t make awesome mixtapes that I can download and change my life?
there’s a Pythagoras for every planet